My and even his girlfriend don't believe it.Where did this Bancshares holding Texan learn that trick -from the Dallas Cowboys or in a Houston Astros baseball training session from Chocomuseo Equalnet pump and dump fraudster Mitchell Bodian's pal(and Barack Obama and Tiger Woods)war profiteering colleague Jim Crane !?Or maybe this is perhaps an IBM employee kind of thing.After all U.S. SEC atorneys are fond of using their computers to download pornography-maybe at IBM they like to see who can stick the largest cellphone up their ASS or who can stick ity farthest.......
I did a google search of 'cellphone ass' (the way the alleged Malaysia Airlines 370 IBM hostage victim Philip Wood spelled it in his email from Diego Garcia military base)as well as cell phone ass'.Not many have tried this feat even at home and it may require surgical removal to get it out !
Maybe he attended a Texas liars convention with W Bush......However I still say that before posting about this feat over the world wide internet he certainly should have been required to have posted a disclaimer asnd warning 'don't try this at home folks we really only have seen it here at U.S.Diego torure center a few times when our CIA INTERROGATORS JUST COULDN'T COPE WITH ONE OF THOSE 'ISLAMIC TERRORISTS' WE HAVE SO MANY OF HERE....' Few of those who have read IBM Bancshares money launderer and 'kidknap victim' Philip Wood's claim to have shoved his cellphone up his ass for safekeepinh have even questioned it enough to write a 're.buttal' except for me,hee,hee.Well this guy or his pr man adds news meaning to the term Tex-ass.
What's additional funny is that Philip Woods deserves top Google ranking in a Google search for terms 'cell phone ass' - and yet he doesn't even rank in such a search !Why don't this IBM exex get such low Google ranking for such a unique internet post.However IBM Bancshares money launderer whose Texas Bancshares kind of reminds me of GE's money launderer Peter Lanza of Sandy Hook infamy actually spelled cell phone as one one,i.e.- cellphone'.However if you do a Google search of cellphone as' you you even get ass in your search but instead caches foe cellphone accesseries' comes up first.Go figure.
Does any body know if the photo below was taken before or after he stuck the cellphone or cell phone, as the case may be,up his anus ?
http://aangirfan.blogspot.com/2014/03/malaysian-airlines-mh370-stolen.html
MALAYSIAN AIRLINES MH370 - INSIDE JOB

Philip Wood and Sarah Bajc.
Reportedly, Philip Wood, a passenger on MH370, posted a message and photo on a forum, after he disappeared.

Allegedly, the phone message below was left on March 19th by ‘anonymous’ who later says that his name is ‘Philip Wood’ and he titles his message ‘help’ and goes on to say:
One big problem is that Wood's partner Sarah Bajc clearly does not believe it, neither do his family apparently.


"I have been held hostage by unknown military personnel after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded).
"I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my @ss during the hijack.
"I have been separated from the other passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood.
"I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly."
Reportedly, the photo is completely black; information encoded in the photo viewed by right clicking the file and selecting Properties and then Details, provides access to a number of details about when and where the photo was taken.
These indicate that the photo was taken at a place with almost identical co-ordinates as Diego Garcia.
This could be faked.
One big problem is that Wood's partner Sarah Bajc clearly does not believe it, neither do his family apparently.


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- In the darkness of the night, only occasionally relieved by glimpses of Nirvana as seen through other people's windows, wallowing in a morass of self-despair made only more painful by the knowledge that all I am is of my own making ...
When everything around me, even the kitchen ceiling, has collapsed and crumbled without warning. And I am left, standing alive and well, looking up and wondering why and wherefore.
At a time like this, which exists maybe only for me, but is nonetheless real, if I can communicate, and in the telling and the bearing of my soul anything is gained, even though the words which I use are pretentious and make you cringe with embarrassment, let me remind you of the pilgrim who asked for an audience with the Dalai Lama.
He was told he must first spend five years in contemplation. After the five years, he was ushered into the Dalai Lama's presence, who said, 'Well, my son, what do you wish to know?' So the pilgrim said, 'I wish to know the meaning of life, father.'
And the Dalai Lama smiled and said, 'Well my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?'
Held close by that which some despise
which some call fake, and others lies
And somewhat small
for one so tall
a doubting Thomas who would be?
It's written plain for all to see
for one who I am with no more
it's hard at times, it's awful raw
They say that Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor
and those unsure
believed his eyes
- a strange disguise
Still write it down, it might be read
nothing's better left unsaid
only sometimes, still no doubt
it's hard to see, it all works out
'Twas tea-time at the circus: King Jimi, he was there
Through hoops he skipped, high wires he tripped, and all the while the glare
of the aching, baking spotlight beat down upon his cloak
and though the crowd clapped furiously they could not see the joke
'Twas tea-time at the circus, though some might not agree
as jugglers danced, and horses pranced and clowns clowned endlessly
But trunk to tail the elephants quite silent, never spoke
and though the crowd clapped desperately they could not see the joke
In the autumn of my madness when my hair is turning grey
for the milk has finally curdled and I've nothing left to say
When all my thoughts are spoken (save my last departing birds)
bring all my friends unto me and I'll strangle them with words
In the autumn of my madness which in coming won't be long
for the nights are now much darker and the daylight's not so strong
and the things which I believed in are no longer quite enough
for the knowing is much harder and the going's getting rough
I know if I'd been wiser this would never have occurred
but I wallowed in my blindness so it's plain that I deserve
for the sin of self-indulgence when the truth was writ quite clear
I must spend my life amongst the dead who spend their lives in fear
of a death that they're not sure of, of a life they can't control
It's all so simple really if you just look to your soul
Some say that I'm a wise man, some think that I'm a fool
It doesn't matter either way: I'll be a wise man's fool
For the lesson lies in learning and by teaching I'll be taught
for there's nothing hidden anywhere, it's all there to be sought
And so if you know anything look closely at the time
at others who remain untrue and don't commit that crime
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