Thursday, April 3, 2014

Ripley's Believe It Or Not:Malaysia Airlines 370's IBM Hostage Employee Philip WoodSticks Cellphone Up His Ass(Anus)!Did he enjoy it ?

Ripley's Believe It Or Not:Malaysia Airlines 370's IBM Hostage  Employee Philip WoodSticks Cellphone Up His Ass(Anus)!Did he enjoy it ?

My and even his girlfriend don't believe it.Where did this Bancshares holding Texan  learn that trick -from the Dallas Cowboys or in a Houston Astros baseball  training session from  Chocomuseo Equalnet pump and dump fraudster Mitchell Bodian's pal(and Barack Obama and Tiger Woods)war profiteering  colleague Jim Crane !?Or maybe this is perhaps an IBM employee kind of thing.After all U.S. SEC atorneys are fond of using their computers to download pornography-maybe at IBM they like to see who can stick the largest cellphone up their ASS or who can stick ity farthest.......
I did a google search of 'cellphone ass' (the way the alleged Malaysia Airlines 370 IBM hostage victim Philip Wood spelled it in his email from Diego Garcia military base)as well as cell phone ass'.Not many have tried this feat even at home and it may require surgical removal to get it out !
Maybe he attended a Texas liars convention with W Bush......However I still say that before posting about this feat over the world wide internet he certainly should have been required to have posted a disclaimer asnd warning 'don't try this at home folks we really only have seen it here at U.S.Diego torure center a few times when our CIA INTERROGATORS JUST COULDN'T COPE WITH ONE OF THOSE 'ISLAMIC TERRORISTS' WE HAVE SO MANY OF HERE....' Few of those who have read IBM Bancshares money launderer and 'kidknap victim' Philip Wood's claim to have shoved his cellphone up his ass for safekeepinh have even questioned it enough to write a 're.buttal' except for me,hee,hee.Well this guy or his pr man adds news meaning to the term Tex-ass.
What's additional funny is that Philip Woods deserves top Google ranking in a Google search for terms  'cell phone ass' - and yet he doesn't even rank in such a search !Why don't this IBM exex get such low Google ranking for such a unique internet post.However IBM Bancshares money launderer whose Texas Bancshares kind of reminds me of GE's money launderer Peter Lanza of Sandy Hook infamy actually spelled cell phone as one one,i.e.- cellphone'.However if you do a Google search of cellphone as' you you even get ass in your search but instead caches foe cellphone accesseries' comes up first.Go figure.
Does any body know if the photo below was taken before or after he stuck the cellphone or cell phone, as the case may be,up his anus ?


Philip Wood and Sarah Bajc.

James R reports

ReportedlyPhilip Wood, a passenger on MH370, posted a message and photo on a forum, after he disappeared.

Allegedly, the phone message below was left on March 19th by ‘anonymous’ who later says that his name is ‘Philip Wood’ and he titles his message ‘help’ and goes on to say:

"I have been held hostage by unknown military personnel after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). 

"I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my @ss during the hijack. 

"I have been separated from the other passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. 

"I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly."

Reportedly, the photo is completely black; information encoded in the photo viewed by right clicking the file and selecting Properties and then Details, provides access to a number of details about when and where the photo was taken. 

These indicate that the photo was taken at a place with almost identical co-ordinates as Diego Garcia. 

This could be faked.

One big problem is that Wood's partner Sarah Bajc clearly does not believe it, neither do his family apparently.

Above, we see the details of the 'black' photo.

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In a 'cell phone ass' google search - ass isn't doesn't appear:

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